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100 points to Gryffindor!
1000000 fucking points to Gryffindor tho
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner
Skillet - Toasted Penne with Bacon and Cheddar
Today’s doodles! ^^
Am still alive! Glub
I just started reading Guidestuck and Jaspers just broke his dad’s heart without even realizing it and my heart is broken for his dad and I’m crying because his dad was crying why the fuck am I up so early crying over fictional characters HOW CAN YOU BE SO MEAN JASPERS1?
My mom once said to me, “if you ever have car troubles but don’t know what the problem is, don’t take it in to a mechanic because they will try to sell you things you don’t need. Instead park yourself on the side of the highway, pop your hood, and look confused. Some mechanic will pull over to help and he’ll tell you what the problem is for free.” And that’s the day I realized that I could make the patriarchy work for me.
bat thanks friend for bringing him bananas
(Source: sniperj0e, via cheeseburgerz)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via cheeseburgerz)