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Welcome to Night Vale - population: you and me.

  • crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    crusherccme:

    found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

    (via heyitspj)



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  • pupuroon:

    everyonelovesrobots:

    microcroft:

    iguah-daily:

    I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

    f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

    NOT THIS AGAIN

    I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

    Oh god. It’s finally back.

    YESSSS FINALLY IT CAME BACK

    (via iamshadowthehedgehog)

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  • tru-homosuck-facts:

    If you have freckles on Alternia then you are considered a badass and a rebel because one can only get freckles from being out in the blinding sun.

    Kanaya is the biggest badass



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  • binart:

armins-blog:

4themindandsoul:

Someone who hasn’t read Homestuck, please explain this

distressed blue nerd has a magic pencil and tries to draw himself a swaggie boyfriend, but the swaggie boyfriend starts to multiply and before boy blue knows what is happening he is drowning in a sea of crudely drawn swag bfs

100% tru fax

    binart:

    armins-blog:

    4themindandsoul:

    Someone who hasn’t read Homestuck, please explain this

    distressed blue nerd has a magic pencil and tries to draw himself a swaggie boyfriend, but the swaggie boyfriend starts to multiply and before boy blue knows what is happening he is drowning in a sea of crudely drawn swag bfs

    100% tru fax

    (via tru-homosuck-facts)



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  • tru-homosuck-facts:

    While on the ship on the yellow yard through the fourth wall, John accidentally pricked his finger on a spinning wheel and fell into a death-like sleep. Only after a week did Davesprite attempt to wake him with a kiss. John immediately woke up a threw a pie in his face, raising his prankster’s gambit to over 9000.



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  • WARNING:

    tru-homosuck-facts:

    Homestucks are dangerous gangs forming all around the world. They travel in groups of multiples of 12 and are typically seen around conventions wearing grey paint and horns; often mistaken for satanists. If seen in public, DO NOT APPROACH. THEY ARE DANGEROUS. THEY WILL MAKE YOU ONE OF THEM. LEAVE THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY AND INFORM YOUR LOCAL AUTHORITY.

    (via p1noyotaku)



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  • krokodile:

    so then explain jason biggs, chapman.  EXPLAIN JASON BIGGS.

    (Source: orangeskins)

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  • drovie:

artofcarmen:

A while ago I heard a version of this story where Athena has pity on Medusa and turns her into the gorgon to protect her from all men. A gift instead of a punishment for her brother’s crimes.
It always stuck with me, so here’s a doodle.

This has come up on my blog a few times, and I REALLY really am struck by how beautiful this is. so.. reblogging it to you guys. Isn’t it lovely?

    drovie:

    artofcarmen:

    A while ago I heard a version of this story where Athena has pity on Medusa and turns her into the gorgon to protect her from all men. A gift instead of a punishment for her brother’s crimes.

    It always stuck with me, so here’s a doodle.

    This has come up on my blog a few times, and I REALLY really am struck by how beautiful this is. so.. reblogging it to you guys. Isn’t it lovely?

    (via visardist)



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  • caswithashotgun:

    caswithashotgun:

    "if you don’t consider breasts sexual organs then why do you care if i grab them"
    well EXCUSE ME BUT IF I JUST STRUTTED UP AND GRABBED YOUR EAR AND FELT IT UP LIKE MMMM YEAH BABY I BET YOU HEAR REAAAL GOOD WOULD YOU NOT BE UNCOMFORTABLE

    glad to see y’all spreading the word

    (via kangarooby)



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  • owlmylove:

im-a-nameless-child:

fitt2betied:

So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:
"The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."
And then she proceeded to tell me:
"You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."
Cat ladies are fucking awesome

What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

write a book

    owlmylove:

    im-a-nameless-child:

    fitt2betied:

    So I work at Target, and I had to help this woman carry 20 large bags of cat food into her car. When I asked her how many cats she had, she responded with:

    "The first 25 have names, and the rest just come and go."

    And then she proceeded to tell me:

    "You are such a nice young man. You would make a good cat."

    Cat ladies are fucking awesome

    What if she’s a witch and takes you and turns you into a cat and she’s been trying to find more people to turn into cats and that’s why she has so many?

    write a book

    (via craylor123)



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  • pleatedjeans:

    20 Pet Owners Who Are Doing it Right

    (via craylor123)

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  • promisingeverlastinglove:

liferawks:

I showed this picture to my mom and she explained me this. “Kids today don’t watch cartoons as much, when you were little you were addicted to cartoons. Nowadays there are so many social media sites and games that kids aren’t interested in cartoons anymore. Even at your age ( I’m 17) you still watch and enjoy watching cartoons because that’s how you grew up. While your sisters aren’t that interested in them because they have their electronic devices. That’s why cartoon network went from having a variety of cartoons to watch daily, to a select few that are now aired.”

this makes me so sad

    promisingeverlastinglove:

    liferawks:

    I showed this picture to my mom and she explained me this. “Kids today don’t watch cartoons as much, when you were little you were addicted to cartoons. Nowadays there are so many social media sites and games that kids aren’t interested in cartoons anymore. Even at your age ( I’m 17) you still watch and enjoy watching cartoons because that’s how you grew up. While your sisters aren’t that interested in them because they have their electronic devices. That’s why cartoon network went from having a variety of cartoons to watch daily, to a select few that are now aired.”

    this makes me so sad

    (via truthsoutoflies)



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